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Medical Debt and Nurse Shortages Haunt Winning Halloween Haikus

Readers, beware! There’s a bitter chill in the air and bloodcurdling screams coming from our newsroom. We received more than five dozen spooky submissions to 鶹Ů Health News’ fifth annual Halloween haiku contest. Here’s the winner and the top runners-up, illustrated by Oona Tempest. The judges’ favorites were inspired by school nurse shortages and the nation’s gut-wrenching medical debt crisis. Keep an eye on 鶹Ů Health News’ social media accounts ( formerly known as Twitter; ; and ) for more of our favorites. Enjoy! 


1st Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Madeline Steward)

Costumed coughs in school! 

Kids seek care but find instead 

A ghostly nurse chair.

— Madeline Steward 


2nd Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Tom Cook)

Other countries ask: 

Medical debt, what is that?  

Hospitals say, “Boo!” 

— Tom Cook 


3rd Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Brynne McBride)

Bobbing for apples.

Drowning in medical debt.

Either way, get wet.

— Brynne McBride 

While Halloween may be coming to an end, 鶹Ů Health News reporting continues year-round.Send us your haikus at any time for possible inclusion in our Morning Briefing: /contact-haiku/.

2022 Halloween Haiku Contest Winners

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Paul Hughes-Cromwick)
(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Micki Jackson)
(Illustration: Oona Zenda/鶹Ů Health News; Haiku: Michael L. Millenson)
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